U.S. Economy Stronger; Bubble Gum and Condom Sales Skyrocket
Leading economic indicators show the U.S. economy growing stronger, influencing the recovery of world markets and bolstering consumer confidence. Non durable goods distributors report record sales on...
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The entertainment world had apparently gone long enough without Kim Kardashian in the headlines, so a widely publicized text fight with Mad Men star Jon Hamm must have fit the bill."She apparently...
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View ArticlePeyton Manning to Create His Own Tebow Move in Denver
Teammates of Peyton Manning have leaked the new quarterback's plans to create a celebratory and unique "move", much different from Tebowing, after scoring each touchdown. "Peyton is a bit older than...
View ArticleMicrosoft's Pig Bombed by Angry Birds from Space
Unless you are an Angry Birds game fan, this headline will be of no use to you, but owners of the Angry Birds franchise have said "no" to offering their new "Space" game version on Microsoft mobile...
View ArticleMichael Lohan Sadly Back in the News
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View ArticleGE to Buy Phurken Industrial Plumbing Supply
Financial industry insiders from a shared mergers and acquisitions cubicles in the sub-let financial offices of the Katz Deli basement, today reported a General Electric leveraged buy out of family...
View ArticleMilwaukee OB&G Bartender Sent to State Mental Hospital after Haggis and...
Following an evening of strange behavior behind the brass rail, the head weeknight bartender at the Oasis Bar & Grille in Milwaukee reportedly lost control of his mental faculties, assaulting...
View ArticleQueen's Jubilee Hat Fashions Turn Edible
Never squandering an opportunity to compete against each other in the world of high fashion, several women from the extended Royal Family and other distinguished guests are wearing edible hats for the...
View ArticleNorth Pole in Shambles, Santa Ponders Retirement
A high ranking Elf Union source reported today that Santa is now considering retirement, following recent economic and environmental impacts to the North Pole and Santa's workshop. The retirement...
View ArticleLindsay Lohan Preparing for a Coen Brothers Movie
Lindsay Lohan's new publicist and legal defense team announced today that after multiple years of controlled substance abuse, rancid public behavior and breath, and a talent for beer drinking that...
View ArticleKardashian Serves the Ham in Text War with Jon Hamm
The entertainment world had apparently gone long enough without Kim Kardashian in the headlines, so a widely publicized text fight with Mad Men star Jon Hamm must have fit the bill."She apparently...
View ArticleKardashian Flour Bombing Another Publicity Stunt
If it's been more than a day without Kim Kardashian in the headlines, it must be time for another publicity stunt. The actress/model/whateveryoucallher was on a fabricated red carpet event for a...
View ArticlePeyton Manning to Create His Own Tebow Move in Denver
Teammates of Peyton Manning have leaked the new quarterback's plans to create a celebratory and unique "move", much different from Tebowing, after scoring each touchdown. "Peyton is a bit older than...
View ArticleMicrosoft's Pig Bombed by Angry Birds from Space
Unless you are an Angry Birds game fan, this headline will be of no use to you, but owners of the Angry Birds franchise have said "no" to offering their new "Space" game version on Microsoft mobile...
View ArticleMichael Lohan Sadly Back in the News
The entertainment industry had managed to survive a couple of months without a truly preposterous statement coming from a Hollywood wanna-be, but thanks to Michael Lohan, father, convict and ex-husband...
View ArticleGE to Buy Phurken Industrial Plumbing Supply
Financial industry insiders from a shared mergers and acquisitions cubicles in the sub-let financial offices of the Katz Deli basement, today reported a General Electric leveraged buy out of family...
View ArticleMilwaukee OB&G Bartender Sent to State Mental Hospital after Haggis and...
Following an evening of strange behavior behind the brass rail, the head weeknight bartender at the Oasis Bar & Grille in Milwaukee reportedly lost control of his mental faculties, assaulting...
View ArticleQueen's Jubilee Hat Fashions Turn Edible
Never squandering an opportunity to compete against each other in the world of high fashion, several women from the extended Royal Family and other distinguished guests are wearing edible hats for the...
View ArticleNorth Pole in Shambles, Santa Ponders Retirement
A high ranking Elf Union source reported today that Santa is now considering retirement, following recent economic and environmental impacts to the North Pole and Santa's workshop. The retirement...
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